Being cynical is easy. I was good at it for years and it never once made my day better.

"This is my anti-cynicism shirt," in small handwriting that wanders across a vintage-wash crewneck. Yes, it says shirt. It's a sweatshirt. I've chosen not to be cynical about it.

Fit note: Oversized and boxy with a shorter body. Size down for a standard fit.

Model is 6'1", 165 lbs, wearing size M.